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I always love receiving a parcel from the folks at MEO, especially when the product is as awesome as the steel dildo they sent me last year, even if that particular review did earn me a trolling. Anyway, onwards to the next MEO provided review. It’s a little scary this time, and it is the Spiky Glans Ring.

The Spiky Glans Ring review is the first in a trio of reviews from MEO I’ll be bringing you over the next month or so – so be sure to watch out for more.

I have, for a loooong time, wanted to try a spiky cock ring, Kalis Teeth being one I’ve lusted after. That is perhaps a little ambitious to start with, so the Spiky Glans Ring seemed like a good starter, with just 6 spikes.

When the box arrived from MEO, courier delivered and in completely anonymous packaging, I was rather excited to get my mitts on this one. I dug into the box past the other 2 items, and found the ring. Holy shit! It’s tiny. Ummm, ok scared.

What faces you is a simple piece of metal – stainless steel – crafted into a hinged ring. A small hinged ring, with a clasp. Inside are six spikes, and not just something sticking out called a spike, I’m talking actually sharp pieces of steel.

It’s a decent bit of kit all told – the hinge feels robust, the clasp is super easy to use, but also pretty secure. If the spiky glans ring is causing too much discomfort then removing it is seriously a doddle, and takes approx. 0.01 seconds.

So what of the discomfort factor? Worn along your coronal ridge, I can reveal that it is indeed high. The spikes are relentless, they prod and poke, and no matter how much you try to wriggle about, you just ain’t getting away from them. They are sharp and without a single doubt very uncomfortable indeed.

Getting the spiky glans ring on itself is a tricky proposition, if, like me you get a little excited when things head towards your penis. Because of its really rather miserly diameter, you really do not want any increase in girth as you are putting it on. It may be hinged for ease of fitting, but that doesn’t detract from those spikes. Itchy scratchy, pokey uncomfortable spikes. Do be aware if you’re going to put this on flaccid, which to be honest is the only way, there is a risk of pinching foreskin in the hinge – you’ve been warned, just be careful.

I have found other glans rings almost pointless after awhile, and even had some problems with occasional slippage. No such problem here. Those spikes will not allow the ring to move, they also do not allow you to forget you are wearing it. It’s a kinda itchy, kinda stimulating effect, simultaneously fucking ouch and ohh I want a bit more. Definitely an erection deterrant. It won’t stop an erection, but by Jove it hurts when those spikes dig into your cock. It hurts, but it hasn’t broken my skin; the penis is, after all, constructed of tough muscular tissue.

Without doubt there are many kinky games you can play with this spiky glans ring, but be warned, it’s both ouchy and addictive. Like CBT? Get one…!

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