Analissimo® Brutus™ 性爱机器——适用于兼容 Vac-U-Lock® 接口的假阳具的性爱机器

Endlich eine Fickmaschine mit richtig Power

Ich hatte vorher schon zwei Fickmaschinen und beide waren bei großen Dildos irgendwann überfordert. Die Brutus nicht. Das Teil hat richtig Kraft und bleibt trotzdem sauber kontrollierbar.

Ich nutze sie hauptsächlich mit großen Vac-U-Lock-Dildos. Erst langsam und tief, dann immer schneller und härter. Irgendwann kommt der Punkt, an dem ich genug habe - die Maschine aber offensichtlich noch lange nicht.

Besonders geil: Geschwindigkeit und Stoßkraft lassen sich getrennt einstellen, der Winkel passt sich gut an und das Ding bleibt auf glattem Boden stehen, ohne durch den Raum zu wandern.

Keine Spielzeugmaschine, sondern ein verdammt kräftiges Teil.

Mein Arsch sagt 5 Sterne.

• 3 of 3 customers found this review helpful.

10/10. My ass gives it 11.

Holy shit, this machine actually has some balls

I’ve owned two fucking machines before this one and both ended up being expensive disappointments. Either they started struggling as soon as I put a bigger dildo on them or the whole damn machine would slowly walk across the floor once I turned the speed up.

The Brutus is a completely different animal.

First night I set it up, put one of my big Vac-U-Lock dildos on it and started slow. Smooth, controlled, plenty of power. Then I kept turning it up and eventually reached the point where I was basically thinking “okay, that’s enough, motherfucker.” The machine clearly had more left than I did.

What I really fucking love is that speed and thrust power can be adjusted separately. Sometimes I want long slow strokes with a lot of force, other times I want it short and fast. With my old machine I basically got whatever the motor decided to give me.

The adjustable frame is also genuinely useful and not just marketing bullshit. Once I found the right height and angle, the suction feet kept the whole thing planted on my tile floor. And the remote means I don’t have to keep reaching around like an idiot every time I want more.

Vac-U-Lock compatibility was probably the biggest selling point for me because I already own a stupid amount of compatible toys. Swapping from one dildo to another takes seconds, including some pretty big and heavy ones that my previous machine hated.

And then I discovered you can remove the actual drive unit from the stand. My partner picked it up and controlled it manually and… yeah. That feature alone resulted in a very fucking long night.

It isn’t cheap and it definitely isn’t a cute little bedroom gadget. It’s a solid, heavy-duty fucking machine that feels like it was designed by somebody who actually understands why people buy a fucking machine in the first place.

Brutus is an appropriate name.

10/10. My ass gives it 11.

• 3 of 3 customers found this review helpful.

Strap in, spread wide, and let the machine do the rest.

The MEO Analissimo is MEO’s most powerful, versatile, and user-friendly sex machine yet. With full Vac-U-Lock compatibility, it works seamlessly with dildos and butt plugs from Doc Johnson, Hung System, Fucktools, Hunglock, and other brands using the same connector. Featuring 11 deep-thrusting speeds and a fully adjustable frame, this beast delivers relentless penetration exactly how you want it. Whether you're riding solo or with a partner, this fucking machine will take your sex life to the next level - no mercy, just pure power.

• 11 of 11 customers found this review helpful.

Espectacular!

Espectacular máquina, increíble experiencia en pareja. 100% Recomendable!

• 4 of 4 customers found this review helpful.

Hammerhart! Hier geht niemandem die Puste aus

Komfortabel und schnell Einstellbar dank schnellspanner und dabei sehr stabil. Das Gestell wirkt generell sehr massiv und ist standfest.
Die Bewegungsrange ist hervorragend, weder zu viel noch zu wenig. Die Geschwindigkeit brachte mich persönlich an die Grenzen bei voller Geschwindigkeit. Und das tolle: es geht keinem die Puste aus!
Verglichen mit einer günstigeren die ich besitze hat der Motor auch mehr Power und schafft auch mehr Wiederstand mit größeren Aufsätzen.

• 8 of 8 customers found this review helpful.

Inizierai dolcemente o sei già pronto per 300 spinte al minuto?

Questa macchina di fascia alta ti donerà piacere ogni volta che vorrai. Tutto quello che devi fare è assumere la posizione giusta. Quando questa potente macchina si mette al lavoro, tutto ciò che devi fare è sdraiarti e divertirti.

La Analissimo Fuck Machine produce 240 spinte al minuto. La struttura in metallo è regolabile, assicurando ad ogni utente la posizione perfetta. Questa macchina può essere controllata con i pulsanti sul telaio o sul telecomando. Puoi scegliere tra 5 diverse velocità. Il tuo partner potrebbe tenere la macchina ad esempio, il che fornirebbe un'esperienza completamente diversa e intensa.

La Analissimo Fuck Machine è facile da montare. Le ventose fissano saldamente la macchina a qualsiasi superficie liscia. Il che è meraviglioso, se vuoi godertela a mani libere. Sistema la macchina in qualsiasi posizione desiderata e regola il braccio, se necessario. Fissaci sopra il dildo e, se gradisci, usa del lubrificante per una sensazione confortevole. Installa il telecomando e poi collegalo. Utilizzando i pulsanti del telecomando, selezionerai rapidamente la frequenza di spinta della macchina.

• 4 of 4 customers found this review helpful.

The Ferrari of Sex Machines

Designed for those that like it rough

Talk about staying power: the Analissimo Adjustable Fucking Machine will relentlessly pound hungry holes until they can take no more!

This expertly engineered piece of equipment is designed for those that like it rough! Complete with 4 supremely strong suction cups that attach the machine to the floor (or any other flat surface desired), you can rest assured that it will remain perfectly in place for the duration of your play. Perfect whether you want to engage in fervent forced orgasm, belligerent BDSM, or you’re simply in search of playmate that can keep up, the Analissimo Adjustable Fucking Machine won’t let you down. This magnificent piece of machinery certainly looks the part and ensures a customised fucking!

• 11 of 11 customers found this review helpful.

Parfait pour tout le monde ( anal et vaginal) j'ai fait une vid

J'ai fait une vidéo pour expliquer sur youtube/pornhub Msieurjeremy . Le modele est très stable et peu bruyant ! La distance de pénétration est de 8cm, il y a un dildo de fourni qui est de 18cm sur 4.5 cm de large
I have made a video on my socialsmedia and youtube channel Msieurjeremy, this fuckmachine is perfect for anal and vaginal, movement is of 8 cm and a dildo is sold with the machine.

Petite deception , il n'est pas vendu à part d 'autre modeles, mais il est possible de mettre des gode vac u lock ou Hung system , mais pas trop gros ( lourd) , il est dommage que la marque ne vendent pas de systeme pour les godes ventouses ou les masturbateurs

Little shame, only possible to use with vac u lock or hung system dildo ( not too big)

• 9 of 9 customers found this review helpful.

Sehr gute Sexmaschine

Starke tiefe Stöße, leise, Geschwindigkeiten einstellbar, absolut flexibel und in allen Stellungen zu benutzen. Einfach unschlagbar gut. Sie ist stabil und einfach zu bedienen und nach der Benutzung lässt sie sich gut und diskret verstauen.

• 11 of 11 customers found this review helpful.